Jeremy Horpedahl tells the story:
Nicholas Polson has, by my count using his SSRN page, already written 258 working papers in 2026 alone. He’s already written (or at least published to SSRN), six papers today, August 26, 2026.
OK, but who am I to talk?—I’ve written over 200 blog posts this year. But wait:
These aren’t just short notes. Most of the papers are of normal academic length: 32 pages, 27 pages, 58 pages. . . . Obviously the research productivity of Polson and his co-author Sokolov is aided by AI. . . . I have seen any academic, at least not in economics, that has really pushed it to the limit.
Horpedahl writes:
Read any single paper, and it feels like just a normal academic paper, the kind of thing that an academic might work on for a few months.
I wanted to see if I shared that judgment so I clicked through to the list of Polson’s papers on SSRN and looked for something interesting . . . ok, here’s something. It’s called Theories of Human Connection, and . . . ulp! It’s 80 pages long. The paper’s subtitle is “An Interdisciplinary Synthesis Across Economics, Psychology, Biology, Philosophy, Game Theory, and Spiritual Tradition.”
But let’s take a look. The abstract on SSRN starts like this:
Human connection is the most studied and least integrated phenomenon in the social sciences. Every discipline that examines intimate relationships captures something real that the others miss, yet no existing framework holds all dimensions in simultaneous view. This book synthesises fourteen thinkers across biology, psychology, economics, game theory, communication theory, existential philosophy, and spiritual tradition into a unified account. Morris established that the need for physical touch is an evolutionary drive as fundamental as hunger, with a biologically ordered sequence of escalating vulnerability whose disruption produces intensity without depth. Bowlby showed how early caregiving creates invisible templates governing adult intimacy, encoded in the nervous system before language exists. Becker revealed that partnerships generate value neither partner could produce alone, but assumed partners are interchangeable — an assumption Frankl demolishes by showing that the meaning generated by shared life cannot be transferred, and that meaning multiplies rather than adds to life satisfaction, explaining widespread disconnection in the wealthiest societies in history. Von Neumann’s game theory explains how mutual self-protective withdrawal, individually rational for each partner, produces the disconnection neither intended. Bateson identifies the communication structure that accelerates this collapse: contradictory demands that make any response wrong. Gottman’s laboratory models predict separation with over ninety percent accuracy from the ratio of positive to negative interactions. The Hindu philosophical tradition adds the final dimension: partnership as a laboratory in which selfishness and fear are progressively revealed and surrendered.
We argue that most relationship failures are not failures in one dimension but misidentifications of which dimension is actually in play, and that effective intervention requires the multi-dimensional map this synthesis provides.
From the preface:
The thinkers assembled here — Becker, Bateson, Von Neumann, Schelling, Keynes, Morris, Vaughan, Frankl, Maslow, Gottman, Yogananda, Vivekananda, Maharaj, Polson, Thomas, and Paltrow — did not, for the most part, know each other’s work. They worked in different centuries, different countries, different intellectual traditions. What unites them is that each identified a dimension of human connection that the others left in shadow.
Gottman, huh? The name rings a bell . . . He’s the guy who conned Malcolm Gladwell and various media outlets—maybe he conned himself too—into believing that he could predict divorces with 94% accuracy.
I searched for Gottman in the document and found a whole chapter on that bullshit! You can click through for yourself, it’s chapter 10. Here’s a key bit:

I wonder what prompts were used by Polson and his coauthor to write this article. I guess the prompts did not include, “Evaluate implausible claims skeptically.”
They bring it all together in Chapter 13, “The Cumulative Model: A Unified Theory of Human Connection”:


But let’s not forget “The Master Equation” on page 75:

Jesus Christ. I’ve heard that Cambridge University has an open position in their school of education . . . this kind of thing would fit in very well there, no?
In all seriousness, no, I don’t think this “feels like just a normal academic paper, the kind of thing that an academic might work on for a few months.” At least, not the sort of thing a non-bullshitting academic might write.
I know Nick Polson—he’s a statistician, and he’s done lots of solid work over the years! What happened here?
Here are a few possibilities:
1. It’s an experiment or a joke. But if it were a joke I’d think there’d be some internal clues, no? It’s hard to imagine playing the whole thing straight. And if it were an experiment, I’d expect they’d all read like straight-up statistics papers, nothing so obviously bogus as “Theories of Human Connection.”
2. Someone else is impersonating Polson. Seems unlikely, but it’s possible. It might not even be personal. Maybe all this is an experiment, not by Nick but by someone else who programmed a chatbot to choose the name of a successful academic and then spew the internet with papers attributed to him. If so, how horrible.
3. “Intellectual squatting.” That’s the conjecture of Michael Makowsky, who writes:
The nice version is it’s putting out a series of half-baked papers in the hopes of establishing a property right to the underlying ideas at an earlier stage of the research process than previously possible. The less generous interpretation is it’s dumping a series of haystacks on the plains and laying claim to the needles probabilistically within each.
I guess . . . but what does Nick ultimately get out of it? Invitations to speak at more conferences?? I don’t get it.
Makowsky writes:
Imagine you are a person who has highly esoteric, potentially important ideas every day. Many of those ideas you suspect, based on some combination of experience and ego, are new in at least one dimension. You would like to get credit for that newness. For being first. What’s the problem?
The problem is that scholarship remains more perspiration than inspiration. Having a new idea is great, but it takes years to work through the nuance in sufficient detail that you can convince your peers of the coherence and originality of the contribution. During the minutes each day you are not working on this singular project you have the inspiration for other ideas, sometimes multiple within a single day. How frustrating is the proposition that someone else gets credit for the originality of contribution just because they had time to reveal it to the world while you were embroiled in your investigation of what is only one of your many score ideas!?
Ah, but meta-level inspiration has struck you! What if you took each one of those ideas, spent an hour curating a series of prompts around it, and then let Chat GPT (or another LLM) fabricate an entire research paper around it? . . .
But . . . that’s what blogging’s all about! Often when I have an idea or a reaction, I blog it. No need to pipe it through a chatbot; I’ll just save the cycles and post it right here.
To return to the 256 working papers, I can think of one more motivation:
4. Education. This seems like the most plausible explanation to me. Polson has had an active research and teaching career, and he’d like to share his insights with a broader audience than the readers of his published papers and the students at the University of Chicago business school. And one way to reach people is . . . econ preprints! So Nick picks 258 interesting topics, writes some prompts for each, and produces the articles. I guess he’s programmed a bot to do this. He just feeds it the prompts and the bot writes the paper and posts it directly to SSRN.
That could explain the mystery of how that ridiculous 80-page article with “The Cumulative Model: A Unified Theory of Human Connection” (shades of Stephen Wolfram!) ended up there. Not only can’t you expect an author to write 258 articles of that length in less than a year, you can’t expect him to read all of them too. The content of that bizarre article could be as much a surprise to Polson as it was to me.
This then raises a question: setting aside the motivations of Polson (or his impersonator), do these 258 papers have any value?
It’s hard for me to answer this question, given that I’ve only looked at one of them. My guess is that the net value of the papers is negative, in that the amount of time that people (including me) have wasted going through them outweighs any positive contributions that might have been there.
My suggestion
Here’s what Nick could do on this, which could have value: Take these 258 prompts and write an article (himself, not using the chatbot) explaining why he thinks these ideas are important. Aki and I wrote a paper a few years ago, What are the most important statistical ideas of the past 50 years?. Nick could write something similar: What are the 258 most important things in statistics to learn today? Or something like that. I’m not saying it would be easy—it would take more effort than programming a chatbot to spam SSRN—but valuable products often take work to produce. Nick has tenure and could set aside the time to do it.
Also I’d recommend withdrawing all those papers from SSRN. Withdrawing 258 papers seems like a lot of work, but I’m sure he could easily program a bot to do the job.
P.S. There’s a further twist: there are two accounts for Nicholas or Nick Polson at the University of Chicago business school; see this comment thread. This would seem to be consistent with the “social experiment” hypothesis (if Nick decided to set up a separate account to play around with) or the “impersonation” hypothesis (if the bot that wrote and posted these papers was not created by Nick at all). The whole thing remains a mystery to me.
P.P.S. OK, I did a bit more nosing around.
SSRN allows you to list the papers in time order. If you go to Nick’s SSRN page linked from his website, you’ll see 16 papers, with the first (“The Impact of Jumps in Volatility and Returns”) being posted on 1 Jan 2001, then others through the next two decades, with the most recent being “Deep Learning in Characteristics-Sorted Factor Models,” posted on 23 Sep 2018 and last revised 26 Jun 2023.
If you go to the SSRN page with all the fake papers, it starts with “Kramnik vs Nakamura or Bayes vs p-value,” posted 7 Dec 2023. It’s a badly written paper—I’m guessing not AI, just text by a non-English-speaking author that was not ever checked by native speakers before posting. This rings a bell . . . I actually have a blog post on this paper, scheduled to appear next year. Next on the list is a 25-page paper, “AI and Vivekananda,” posted 5 Mar 2024, then a gap of two years until another AI-related paper appeared on 9 Mar 2026, then on 11 Mar 2026 came the aforementioned “Theories of Human Connection.”
So, yes, Polson has two SSRN pages, but they have no overlap in time. He also has papers on Arxiv, including the intriguingly-titled “Bayes with No Shame: Admissibility Geometries of Predictive Inference,” dated 24 Aug 2026 . . . Hey, that’s just 3 days ago! Oddly enough, I can’t find this one on SSRN.
But what about the article itself? I don’t have the patience to read it, but I did catch that it mentions the martingale property, which is one of my current interests—that’s cool. But, just flipping through, it looks much more substantive—much more like a real scientific paper—than that horrible “Theories of Human Connection” thing. This could be a tribute to the power of modern chatbots to create something so convincing.
P.P.P.S. Update here: The incredible shrinking SSRN page.
P.P.P.P.S. Vadim Sokolov, coauthor of several of the chatbot-assisted papers, comments here. Assuming this comment itself is legitimate, those 258 papers were not an experiment or a hoax, nor was there any impersonator, nor was it intellectual squatting. Rather, Polson and his coauthors just had 258 different things to say, and they felt the best way to do so was using a chatbot to write tens of thousands of words on these topics.
Also, according to Sokolov, they did not program a bot to do this. He reports that at least one of the papers went through multiple rounds of review, so even if a chatbot was involved in that one, the human contribution was much more than inserting a prompt. He says that some of the papers “are much newer and were developed with much more extensive AI assistance. Modern AI made it possible to develop and complete this material at a speed that would previously have been impossible.”
The fallacy in this statement by Sokolov is the idea that using a chatbot to turn a few hundred words of prompts into ten thousand words of text is a way to “complete this material.” Nothing’s being “completed” here in any intellectual sense; the process just adds pages and pages of froth. I think that Josh’s analogy of this to the Sorcerer’s Apprentice is apt.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Polson appears to think he’s proved the Riemann hypothesis (see comments here and here). I would think this would cause some concern among his collaborators.