Handy statistical lexicon

These are all important methods and concepts related to statistics that are not as well known as they should be. I hope that by giving them names, we will make the ideas more accessible to people:

Mister P: Multilevel regression and poststratification.

The Secret Weapon: Fitting a statistical model repeatedly on several different datasets and then displaying all these estimates together.

The Superplot: Line plot of estimates in an interaction, with circles showing group sizes and a line showing the regression of the aggregate averages.

Institutional decision making: The setting where formal decision analysis makes sense.

The Folk Theorem of Statistical Computing: When you have computational problems, often there’s a problem with your model.

The Pinch-Hitter Syndrome: People whose job it is to do just one thing are not always so good at that one thing.

Weakly Informative Priors: What you should be doing when you think you want to use noninformative priors.

P-values and U-values: They’re different.

Conservatism: In statistics, the desire to use methods that have been used before.

The Backseat Driver Principle: Even if the advice or criticism is annoying, it makes sense to listen.

WWJD: What I think of when I’m stuck on an applied statistics problem.

Theoretical and Applied Statisticians, how to tell them apart: A theoretical statistician calls the data x, an applied statistician says y.

The Fallacy of the One-Sided Bet: Pascal’s wager, lottery tickets, and the rest.

Alabama First: Howard Wainer’s term for the common error of plotting in alphabetical order rather than based on some more informative variable.

The USA Today Fallacy: Counting all states (or countries) equally, forgetting that many more people live in larger jurisdictions, and so you’re ignoring millions and millions of Californians if you give their state the same space you give Montana and Delaware.

Second-Order Availability Bias: Generalizing from correlations you see in your personal experience to correlations in the population.

The “All Else Equal” Fallacy: Assuming that everything else is held constant, even when it’s not gonna be.

The Self-Cleaning Oven: A good package should contain the means of its own testing.

The Taxonomy of Confusion: What to do when you’re stuck.

The Blessing of Dimensionality: It’s good to have more data, even if you label this additional information as “dimensions” rather than “data points.”

Scaffolding: Understanding your model by comparing it to related models.

Ockhamite Tendencies: The irritating habit of trying to get other people to use oversimplified models.

Bayesian: A statistician who uses Bayesian inference for all problems even when it is inappropriate. I am a Bayesian statistician myself.

Bayesians: are frequentists.

Multiple Comparisons: Generally not an issue if you’re doing things right but can be a big problem if you sloppily model hierarchical structures non-hierarchically.

Taking a Model Too Seriously: Really just another way of not taking it seriously at all.

God is in Every Leaf of Every Tree: No problem is too small or too trivial if we really do something about it.

As They Say in the Stagecoach Business: Remove the padding from the seats and you get a bumpy ride.

Story Time: When the numbers are put to bed, the stories come out.

The Foxhole Fallacy: There are no X’s in foxholes (where X = people who disagree with me on some issue of faith).

The Pinocchio Principle: A model that is created solely for computational reasons can take on a life of its own.

The Statistical Significance Filter: If an estimate is statistically significant, it’s probably an overestimate.

Arrow’s Other Theorem (weak form): Any result can be published no more than five times.

Arrow’s Other Theorem (strong form): Any result will be published five times.

The Ramanujan Principle: Tables are read as crude graphs.

The Paradox of Philosophizing: If philosophy is outlawed, only outlaws will do philosophy.

Defaults: What statistics is the science of.

Default, the greatest trick it ever pulled: Convincing the world it didn’t exist.

Defaults, once set: Hard to change.

The Methodological Attribution Problem: The many useful contributions of a good statistical consultant, or collaborator, will often be overly attributed to the statistician’s methods or philosophy.

The John Yoo Line: The point at which nothing you write gets taken seriously, and so you might as well become a hack because you have no scholarly reputation remaining.

The Chris Rock Effect: Some graphs give the pleasant feature of visualizing things we already knew, shown so well that we get a shock of recognition, the joy of relearning what we already know, but seeing it in a new way that makes us think more deeply about all sorts of related topics.

The Freshman Fallacy: Just because a freshman might raise a question, that does not make the issue irrelevant.

The Garden of Forking Paths: Multiple comparisons can be a problem, even when there is no “fishing expedition” or “p-hacking” and the research hypothesis was posited ahead of time.

The One-Way Street Fallacy: Considering only one possibility of a change that can go in either direction.

The Pluralist’s Dilemma: How to recognize that my philosophy is just one among many, that my own embrace of this philosophy is contingent on many things beyond my control, while still expressing the reasons why I prefer my philosophy to the alternatives (at least for the problems I work on).

More Vampirical Than Empirical: Those hypotheses that are unable to be killed by mere evidence. (from Jeremy Freese)

Statistical Chemotherapy: It slightly poisons your key result but shifts an undesired result above the .05 threshold. (from Jeremy Freese)

Tell Me What You Don’t Know: That’s what I want to ask you.

Salad Tongs: Not to be used for painting.

The Edlin Factor: How much you should scale down published estimates.

Kangaroo: When it is vigorously jumping up and down, don’t use a bathroom scale to weigh a feather that is resting loosely in its pouch.

The Speed Racer Principle: Sometimes the most interesting aspect of a scientific or cultural product is not its overt content but rather its unexamined assumptions.

Uncertainty Interval: Say this instead of confidence or credible interval.

What would you do if you had all the data?: Rubin’s first question.

What were you doing before you had any data?: Rubin’s second question.

The Time-Reversal Heuristic: How to think about a published finding that is followed up by a careful preregistered replication.

The Status-Reversal Heuristic: When you’re evaluating a published claim by someone in a high-status profession or a high-status institution, imagine it was coming from someone of lower status.

Clarke’s Law: Any sufficiently crappy research is indistinguishable from fraud.

The wedding, never about the marriage: With scientific journals, what it’s all about.

The problem with peer review: The peers.

The “What does not kill my statistical significance makes it stronger” fallacy: The belief that statistical significance is particularly impressive when it was obtained under noisy conditions.

Reverse Poe: It’s evidently sincere, yet its contents are parodic.

The (Lance) Armstrong Principle: If you push people to promise more than they can deliver, they’re motivated to cheat.

The Chestertonian Principle: Extreme skepticism is a form of credulity.

The most important aspect of a statistical method: not what it does with the data but rather what data it uses.

The Pandora Principle: Once you’ve considered a possible interaction or bias or confounder, you can’t un-think it.

The Paradox of Influence: Anticipated influence becomes valueless if you end up saying whatever it takes to keep it.

Cantor’s Corner: Where you want to be.

Correlation: It does not even imply correlation.

The Javert Paradox: Suppose you find a problem with published work. If you just point it out once or twice, the authors of the work are likely to do nothing. But if you really pursue the problem, then you look like a Javert.

Eureka bias: When you think you made a discovery and then you don’t want to give it up, even if it turns out you interpreted your data wrong.

A picture plus 1000 words: Better than two pictures or 2000 words.

The Piranha Problem: These large effects can’t all coherently coexist.

The Australia principle: Build the parts of the model you need, as you need them.

Just because something is counterintuitive: Doesn’t mean it’s true.

Honesty and transparency: They’re not enough.

Breadcrumbs: I need that trail.

Random in: Random out.

16: You need this much more of a sample size to estimate an interaction that is half the size of a main effect.

The Horse: Keep beating it; it’s never really dead.

The 80% Power Lie: None of this should be a surprise.

The Causal Identification Kool-Aid: The attitude by which any statistically significant difference is considered to represent some true population effect, as long as it is associated with a randomized treatment assignment, instrumental variable analysis, or regression discontinuity.

Strongest-link Fallacy: The idea that a chain of reasoning is as strong as its strongest link.

Evidence and Truth: They’re different.

Assumptions and Rigor: You can’t have one without the other.

Deference Trap: Without meta-science, what we get caught in.

Looking for a needle in a pile of needles: They’re not looking for a needle in a haystack, they’re . . .

Research Incumbency Rule: Once an article is published in some approved venue, it is taken as truth. Criticisms which would absolutely derail a submission in pre-publication review can be brushed aside if they are presented after publication.

Mathematical Simplicity: Not always the same as conceptual simplicity.

Cheeseburger snarfing diet gurus: When we teach, we don’t practice what we preach.

A spoonful of jargon with our factoids: Serves a similar function as the stuff in the toothpaste that gives you that tingly feeling when you brush: it has no direct function, but it conveys that it’s doing something.

A bunch of hoops to jump through: Research methods and statistics, as viewed by many researchers.

Hullman’s Theorem: Any experimental measure of graphical perception will inevitably not measure what it’s intended to measure.

McBroom’s Law: Sources must lose credibility when it is shown they promote falsehoods, even more when they never take accountability for those falsehoods.

Mistakes: We all make them; what’s important is to learn from them.

The Bayesian cringe: The attitude that we need to apologize for using prior information.

Basketball, or knitting: Like these activities, statistics is hard.

Camel that is the likelihood: What skeptics and subjectivists alike swallow while straining on the gnat of the prior distribution.

If zero is in the neighborhood: Invite it in.

sqrt(12^2 + 5^2): 13.

Freedom: It’s not user friendly.

Disbelief: Remains an option.

Your closest collaborator: You, six months ago—and she doesn’t respond to emails. (from Karl Broman via Erin Jonaitis)

Brilliance: It represents an upper bound on the quality of your reasoning, but there is no lower bound.

Web of trust: In statistics and programming, it’s not enough to get the right answer; you also want to know it’s right.

Schoolyard evolutionary biology: The idea that, because of evolution, all people are equivalent to all other people, except that all boys are different from all girls.

What to include: Just as we should not publish include any sentences that we do not want to be read, we also should avoid publishing numbers that will not be of any use to a reader.

The worst visual display of all time: the black and white Stroop test.

Tall-person syndrome: the problem that some people of above-average height have, that they think they’re more important than other people because they literally look down on them.

Context: A story doesn’t exist on its own, it exists in . . .

Seeds of its own destruction: Any graph should contain these.

Probability: A mathematical concept with no single correct foundation.

A probability isn’t just a number: It’s part of a network of conditional statements.

When researchers say “guarantee”: They’re really talking about an assumption.

Panglossian fallacy: The flip side of the hindsight fallacy.

Canary variable: Like the canary in the coal mine, a canary variable is something with a known distribution that was not adjusted for in your model.

A chicken: An egg’s way of making another egg. (Model checking and workflow.)

Anthropic principle: The phenomena we can successfully study in statistics will not be too small or too large.

Robustness checks: are a joke.

Theoretical statistics: The theory of applied statistics.

Between regularization and discovery: There is no tradeoff.

Passive corruption: They know there’s bad work but they don’t do anything about it.

Gresham’s Law of bad science: Every minute you spend staring at some bad paper, trying to figure out reasons why what they did is actually correct, is a minute you didn’t spend looking at something more serious.

The Click-Through Solution: Start with a visually grabby graphic effect to suck the viewer in. Then click and get a suite of statistical graphs that allow more direct visual comparisons. Then click again to get a spreadsheet with all the numbers and a list of sources.

Marginal: Has two opposite meanings: in statistics, it’s the integral; in economics, it’s the derivative.

The Analyst’s Paradox: A good analyst has special data analysis and interpretation skills. But it’s considered a bad or surprising thing that if you give the same data to different analysts, they come to different conclusions.

Meritocracy won’t happen: The problem’s with the “ocracy.”

Until it runs twice: I don’t trust anything until it runs. In fact, I don’t trust anything until . . .

Torment executioner: Pain killer in Reno, Nevada.

I know there are a bunch I’m forgetting; can youall refresh my memory, please? Thanks.

Also there’s this list.

P.S. No, I don’t think I can ever match Stephen Senn in the definitions game.

36 thoughts on “Handy statistical lexicon

  1. In WWJD, you say, "My quick answer is, Yeah, I think it would be excellent for an econometrics class if the students have applied interests. Probably I'd just go through chapter 10 (regression, logistic regression, glm, causal inference), with the later parts being optimal."

    So just skip the earlier parts?

  2. Marcel: When I say "through chapter 10," I mean, "from chapters 1 through 10." And in the last sentence above, I meant "optional," not "optimal." I'll fix that.

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  6. I can’t decide if I’m very happy or very annoyed that this exists.

    On the one hand, I love learning about ALL of this stuff, especially the more subtle fallacies.

    But on the other hand, my list of things to read just exploded exponentially.

    So, thank you. Jerk.

  7. One can just relegate thinking to the dustbin of history b/c much thinking, more generally is constituted from these concepts & methods. Statistics if enabling such thinking will be futile. That’s what I myself have been trying to convey to my circles. I think we are due for new epistemics/epistemology. I can visualize some dimensions already. But how to communicate it is my challenge.

    I have identified some individuals who I think can make superb contributions. This forum too can be helpful.

  8. Andrew,

    It would be great if you got John Ioannidis here to debate the p-value debate. What is its disposition? Everyone goes off on leaving just shy of making an impact debate wise. Is one to conclude that this debate on backburner?

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    • Sander:

      It’s not a fallacy, it’s an assumption! But I agree that assumptions should be clear. So I’ve rewritten that entry; it now says, “16: You need this much more of a sample size to estimate an interaction that is half the size of a main effect.”

      I agree that the entry as written was potentially misleading, so thanks for giving me the push to fix it.

      • Great!
        Now, if you’d only stop claiming that “confidence” and “credibility” intervals (CI) are “uncertainty intervals” we might approach stat nirvana. Until then, that “uncertainty” label is conning the reader and ourselves. Why? Because CI do NOT capture total uncertainty (outside of the highly idealized examples that characterize the toy universe of math stat). That means calling either kind of CI an “uncertainty interval” is part of the usual stat sales gimmick of empty quality assurance (AKA “error control”).

        Look, we always compute CI from a data model. In 100% of my work (and I bet about the same % of yours) there’s serious uncertainty about the underlying physical data-generating process. That process has important features not captured by our model, like measurement errors and selection biases. In that case the CI flopping out of our software (whether SAS, Stan or Stata) are OVERCONFIDENCE intervals, and should not be assigned anything near either the numeric confidence or credibility shown alongside them.

        Unless you carry out the arduous task of including all important uncertainty sources in the model, CI do NOT account for our actual uncertainties about the mechanisms producing the data. And that uncertainty can far exceed any uncertainty from the “random variation” allowed by the assumed model; see for example Greenland, S. (2005). Multiple-bias modeling for analysis of observational data (with discussion). J Royal Statist Soc A, 168, 267-308.

        Note well: Model averaging and so-called “robust” (another con word) methods don’t address this uncertainty problem. Those methods only address uncertainty about the “best” mathematical form for combining the observations, not problems with the observations like measurement error, selection bias, and (in allegedly causal analyses) uncontrolled confounding.

        At best then, we can only say that CI show us a range of good-fitting models (models “highly compatible with the data”) within the very restricted model family used to combine the observations.

        • Sander:

          Statistical interval estimates are used in different ways, including to express confidence in a conclusion, to express a range of credible values, and to express uncertainty about an inference. In that sense, all three terms, “confidence interval,” “credibility interval,” and “uncertainty interval,” are reasonable, as they represent three different goals that are served by interval estimation. Separating these concepts can help, as there are examples of confidence intervals that do not include credible values and do not summarize uncertainty, there are examples of credible intervals that do not convey confidence and do not capture uncertainty, and there are examples of uncertainty intervals that are not interpretable as confidence or credibility statements.

          Regarding your point: all three of these concepts—“confidence interval,” “credibility interval,” and “uncertainty interval”—are model-based, and all of our models are wrong. So, sure, I agree, except in some rare cases, uncertainty intervals do not capture total uncertainty. But the same is the case for confidence and credibility intervals. Except in some rare cases, confidence intervals do not have the claimed confidence properties, and, except in some rare cases, credible intervals can exclude credible values and include incredible values.

          If you want to call the term “uncertainty interval” a “sales gimmick,” fine. I’d prefer to say it’s a mathematical statement conditional on a model, which is what I’d also say of “confidence interval” or “credibility interval.” I don’t see how calling it a “CI” solves this problem.

        • Thanks Andrew! I’d like to think we are getting closer…

          For this iteration, in response:

          First: “CI” is just an abbreviation for “confidence”, “coverage”, “credible”, “compatibility” etc. (e.g., “crap”) interval. It solves only a speed-typing problem. What they share is that none of them capture uncertainty outside of stylized (and in my work, unrealistic) examples. Otherwise we should face the fact that the interval estimates in research articles and textbooks do not deserve labels as strong as “confidence”, “coverage”, or “credible”. The key question is: Why should we care about uncertainty (or coverage, confidence, or credibility) given unrealistic models? At best we are only getting compatibility with those models (distinguished from the other Cs only in that it is not a hypothetical conditional; see Greenland & Chow, http://arxiv.org/abs/1909.08583).

          Second: Fully agree that”confidence intervals” rarely have their claimed coverage properties and so are not coverage intervals; (thus their name is a confidence trick, as Bowley said upon seeing them in 1934). That’s why I call them “compatibility intervals” in my work. And fully agree that “credible intervals” rarely warrant credibility near what is stated (e.g., 95%) and often contain incredible values, so that at least one modern Bayesian text (McElreath) also calls them “compatibility intervals” (albeit here the compatible models include an explicit prior).

          Third: If you agree that all these CIs are model-based and thus do not capture total uncertainty, then you’ve made my point: “Uncertainty interval” (UI) is a very bad term for them because (apart from very special cases) CIs do not capture total uncertainty. Worse, CIs often capture only a minority of uncertainty, for the reasons I stated.

          Adding those up: You have been in a leader in condemning uncertainty laundering, hence I’m baffled as to why you’d continue to promote labeling CIs as UIs. It seems obvious (to me anyway) from past researcher performance that they already take CIs as representing total uncertainty; thus relabeling CIs as “uncertainty intervals” will only dig in this misinterpretation even deeper. At best, they could be labeled as “MINIMAL-uncertainty intervals” with a massive emphasis on “minimal”, but then we should caution that they may be WAY too narrow, and may be biased WAY off to an unknown side.

        • I do like that McElreath calls Bayesian intervals “compatibility intervals”, but I think it might open the doors for possible confusion with frequentist intervals. What do you think about 95% highest density posterior intervals (HDPI) for Bayesian intervals, it’s one that John Kruschke uses in his Bayes book

        • I share concerns about confusing types of intervals, but there is a sense in which they are more alike than different whenever the model is only hypothetical. In that case there is no real coverage validity (calibration), and both types of intervals are only showing compatibility of the data with their assumed model; only the “compatibility” criterion differs. This raises the possibility of other criteria, but then the resulting interval functions have usually turned out to be numerically the same as particular coverage or credibility functions (as with pure likelihood).

          HDPI may be OK insofar as it sounds hard to misinterpret, but researchers are creative so may prove me wrong if they adopt it (which does not seem likely any time soon in my field).

        • As Sander put it – only the “compatibility” criterion differs.

          Frequentist compatibility is conditional on the specific tested parameter – how often would possible data be this or more discrepant than the observed data, with the specific tested parameter (if the specific tested parameter was true).

          Bayesian compatibility is conditional on the observed data – what’s the distribution of parameters that each would generate the exact same possible data as the observed data at least this often (or plausibly) or more.

          Actually allows one to mitigate the degree of uncertainty laundering with Frequentist methods while introducing Bayesian inference in a way that is inoculated against uncertainty laundering using a workflow introduced first with Frequentist methods.

          Or so I hope.

        • Sander, shouldn’t we be advocating that people actually model those often unmodeled uncertainties. I mean, for example unless your measurement apparatus is quite good, you should probably have a measurement error in your model, and unless you’re doing an extraordinary job of recruiting a wide variety of patients to match the demographics of your country, you should be including some kind of sample bias or something in your model, and when there are generating process issues, you should add reasonable “width” to your likelihoods, which can be accomplished through informative priors that bias the error scales away from zero intentionally…

          having done all that, we won’t be perfect, but we won’t be fooling ourselves either, and now, with those components in our models, we can discuss them explicitly and argue over what a good model for them is…

          Anything else is I agree fooling ourselves, and like Feynman said in his cargo cult lecture, the first thing we need to do is not fool *ourselves*.

        • Daniel: I agree to all that in principle. Unfortunately as with so much that is good “in principle”, it’s simply not practical (apart from infrequent exceptions), at least in my main application field (medical drug, device, and practice surveillance). There, few researchers can correctly interpret a P-value or CI let alone comprehend in detail the ordinary unrealistic model generating those; some high-prestige journals like JAMA even force authors to misinterpret P-values and CIs!

          No surprise then that the labor involved in modeling out uncertainty sources in detail is well beyond that budgeted for analyses, and far beyond the training or competence of most teams. Worst of all, the incentives are all stacked to do no such thing, because it will inevitably lead to weaker conclusions not even worth a press release let alone acceptance in a high-status journal.

          I strongly doubt the situation is any better in other health sciences or social sciences or psychology. In the face of such harsh reality, I see no alternative than to try and force honest description of conventional outputs. At least get away from terms promoting overconfidence, like “significance”, “confidence”, “coverage”, “credibility”, etc. in favor of less sensational, more modest ordinary-language descriptions, as illustrated in Chow & Greenland, http://arxiv.org/abs/1909.08579

        • From a getting paid to do work perspective of course you are absolutely right. I’d just say that being open and up-front about those particular issues, and telling people what *should* be done even if it can’t be done is a task we should bend over backwards to do. of course, it doesn’t make getting contracts any easier… let me agree entirely on that. Its a pleasure when you find someone who will buy the real deal.

          My wife was discussing the budget for a grant with one of her colleagues, she proposed putting something in the budget explicitly for data analysis. Her colleague just said they should find some collaborator whose lab would do it free, after all it’s only a few hours of a grad student’s time or something to press the buttons on the bioinformatics software and write up the results right?


        • I’m a fan of this idea – such a small change in label but a rather drastic change in what it implies about how to think about model estimates. Assuming people take the time to understand why its called a compatibility interval, it’s a shift in emphasis so that we’re leading with the unquantifiable/hard to quantify uncertainty over the assumption that the specific model is good, which so often gets overlooked but can explain a lot of seemingly implausible estimates.

  14. This is not strictly an statistical fallacy, but it is my favorite geometry axiom:

    Axiom of the fat point

    Given a line and a point outside it, there are as many lines on the plane containing the point and the line that pass through the point and don’t intersect with the line, provided that the point is sufficiently fat.

    This axiom and the many postulates that derive from it make geometry so much more easy …

  15. Thank you for a useful lexicon!
    I learned about the meaning of Kangaroo via “The claimed effect size is about a zillion times higher than is plausible” which was posted to Hacker News.

    As it is the duty as a peer, to review :

    A bunch of hoops to jump through: Research methods and statistics, as viewed my many researchers.
    A bunch of hoops to jump through: Research methods and statistics, as viewed by many researchers.

    Yes, it’s nitpicky. But I forgive you, the typo is p < 0.03 ;-)

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