My new posts here have a one-year waiting list, but I’m bumping this one up because it’s important.

OK, we went on over and did a head-to-head Jamaican beef patty taste-off. As the above wrappers indicate, we compared the spicy beef.

None of this randomization, tea-tasting crap, we just kept taking bites of each patty until they were done.

Both were good, but the classic Golden Krust was definitely better than the newcomer, Juici Patties. The Golden Krust patty had a more delicious filling which was also better integrated with the crust. By comparison, the Juici Patty had a bit too much crust and was too empty inside—it didn’t work as well as a whole. Also the Golden Krust patty was $4.05 and the Juici was $4.25.

In summary:

1 Golden Krust patty > 1 Juici patty >>>> 1/1381 of a conference featuring Grover Norquist, Gray Davis, and a rabbi.