And here it is . . . the bracket for our new Greatest Seminar Speaker contest!

We’re ready! Background is here.

– Duplicate names:
Yo-Yo Ma (1)
Joseph Heller (2)
Vladimir Putin (3)
Boutros Boutros-Ghali (4)
Ai Weiwei
Kris Kristofferson
Lisa Lisa
Li Wenwen

– Alleged tax cheats:
Martha Stewart (1)
Pete Rose (2)
Al Capone (3)
Lauryn Hill (4)
Willie Nelson
Leona Helmsley
Shakira
Wesley Snipes

– People known by initials:
J. R. R. Tolkien (1)
J. K. Rowling (2)
Malcolm X (3)
Larry Hagman (4)
T. S. Eliot
A. A. Milne
A. J. Foyt
K. D. Lang

– Cool people:
Miles Davis (1)
James Dean (2)
Diana Rigg (3)
Bob Dylan (4)
Banksy
Henry Winkler
Joan Didion
Frida Kahlo

– Namesakes:
David Bowie (1)
Michael Keaton (2)
J. Robert Lennon (3)
Steve McQueen (4)
John Paul Jones
Elizabeth Taylor
John Adams
Michael B. Jordan

– Children’s book authors:
Dr. Seuss (1)
Beverly Cleary (2)
Lewis Carroll (3)
Laura Ingalls Wilder (4)
Roald Dahl
Margaret Wise Brown
Mo Willems
Maurice Sendak

– Creators of laws or rules:
Hammurabi (1)
James Naismith (2)
Vladimir Chvátil (3)
Alison Bechdel (4)
E. Gary Gygax
Isaac Newton
Isaac Asimov
Steve Stigler

– Traitors:
Judas (1)
Brutus (2)
Kim Philby (3)
Jane Fonda (4)
Vidkun Quisling
Guy Fawkes
Benedict Arnold
Ethel Rosenberg

We could only include 64 people for the tournament. Here are the best choices we weren’t able to make room for:

George R. R. Martin
Lionel Messi
Philippe Pétain
E. Nesbit (fits into 2 categories!)
Francis Bacon
Albert Brooks (couldn’t use him because he was in an earlier competition; we’ll have to save him, Veronica Geng, and some others for the Tournament of Champions in a few years)
Richard Pryor (“Jo Jo Dancer” but couldn’t use him because he was in an earlier competition; he’ll go in the ToC too)
Arthur C. Clarke
R. A. Fisher (sorry but our quota of fascist sympathizers is full up; maybe we can include him in a future competition in the “cigarette shills” category)

The matchups will start next week.

12 thoughts on “And here it is . . . the bracket for our new Greatest Seminar Speaker contest!

  1. I don’t think Henry Winkler was particularly considered to be cool, it was “the Fonz^ who was cool.

    And in itself, that’s certainly a sign of how times have changed.

    • Clyde:

      I thought of including Pétain but Fonda just seems like she’d be a much better speaker. Listening to some sanctimonious retired general talking about God, family, and country for an hour . . . that I can do without!

  2. Kris Kristofferson’s grandson was in my kid’s class for a while, but the grandfather never showed up to any school events.

    If the fascist sympathisers category is full, can we have an “antisemites” category for Roald Dahl?

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